- SuperNova -
Dropping Johnny and adopting my superhero name was the hardest thing I had ever done. Seated at my computer, I began to type in my search, "How to register".
With a soft click, I was greeted with millions of options, but the most prominent was how to register your hat as a citizen. At that moment, I knew Faustina was spending too much time on the internet. Regathering my focus, I researched: "How to register your superhero name." Met with many answers that shared one thing in common, I knew I had to visit the local DMV. Rushing out of my secret lair in my superhero gear, I flew across town. Unfortunately. it was passed 4AM, which means there was already a line that stretched back to my secret lair. I waited on the line until I reached the clerk's desk and was told by the DMV's PR girl, "Sorry, you are not on the list." As I tried to reason with her, she continuously repeated, "Sorry, you are not on the list." Walking away furiously, I wondered why everyone had a PR girl but me. Suddenly, someone stopped and exclaimed in their strongest commercial voice, "Why not try RegisterMySuperheroName.com!?" Whining in regret, why didn't I think of that in the first place!?