- Romantic Comedy -
It all began on a Wednesday evening when I decided to step off the set of my "made for big screen" life and watch a movie at home...in bed... ALONE (Insert picture of a distant galaxy).
I have reached that stage where I only watch cartoons and light comedy shows because I binge watch horror films as if it was October 29th. Tired of Portlandia, I decided to watch a romantic comedy on my own without being forced.
Within seconds, I was running along grand central in a pink skirt looking for love in all the wrong places. After an hour, I met the most dreamy man I could conjure up and we get married instantly. This how a 1950s romantic comedy works. We giggle, we laugh, we spend money and never once think about how fast we rushed into things. Thirty five minutes later (insert distant galaxy photo) I am in bed, alone and still single. Thirty five seconds later, I am back to not caring about my romantic status and turning on The Conjuring.
Hat: Dolly Donshey