- Nothing to Wear -
Several weeks awake from my 6 months snooze was all I needed for a wake up call. I had missed all the current trends and all my clothes were outdated and covered in moth holes. I found myself skipping every social meetup over sheer embarrassment of being seen in clothes from 2015! Fringe? GROSS! It's all about stripes and I haven't got a thing to wear.
In outrage of being the laughing stock of the fashion world, I decided to burn all my clothes. I couldn't bare to take another dull, lifeless image to show my "ootd" again. Besides, street style is SO boring!
I didn't document the burning process because I don’t have SnapChat. Although if I did, it would have been a hit because I would have swapped my face with the flame while dancing around my face.
I didn’t document my reaction after realizing what I had done because I don’t take selfies. But if I did, it would look something like a relatable meme showing regret.
Now I have nothing to wear. However, if I did, I would have to maintain my current size by never eating again. It looks like I am going to have to start taking pictures of food. How depressing…