- Marc Jacobs -
It's not often an entire collection gets me randy, but this season, Marc Jacobs did just that. The SS17 collection is so amazing that I would be willing to do just about anything to get my hands on it. To prove just how desperate I am, I made a list stating all the drastic measures I am about to take for a gander at the collection.
• Delete my Instagram account • Get on Tinder • Go on a Tinder date • Marry my Tinder date • Have a baby • Get a divorce because we were never in love in the first place • Go to the DMV to get my license because we moved out of the city to raise this baby and he drove everywhere. Now I'm a single woman and I need a new licenses since I let mine expire 2 years ago • Wait 6 hours in the DMV line and realize I need to be back in the city again • Try to get an apartment in the city • Settle for being a roommate in my 30s with a baby and decide to pursue my career in fashion all over again • Have no luck getting back into fashion because I'm now old and the new wave of photographers and stylists are all sophomores in high school • Reopen my Instagram account and have to gain followers all over again but at this time, everyone needs 20 million plus followers to be relevant • Finally get the Marc Jacobs SS17 collection after Marc hears about my struggles to get my hands on it • Marc shows his FW21 collection and it's so good that I literally wasted the last 4 years of my life