- Sleep Forever -
All this talk and it finally happened - I slept for six months. Johnny went to school, I said, "I'm going to bed," and that was the last anyone had heard from me.
I slept through a blizzard and that one and only time UPS came up to my door to deliver a package. I slept through a marriage proposal from the man of my dreams because he thought I was awake; apparently I tinder and text in my sleep. I also slept through the news of another bland fashion blogger getting a magazine cover and endorsement.
I finally woke up - mid spring - before the 'eyebrows on fleek' and contouring trend could vanish, unfortunately. Thankfully, I resurrected in time to shoot with Lenox. I was a bit late because it took twenty minutes to brush my teeth and I forgot how to use the subway system.