- Candy Room -
M any of you don't know this, but there was still a golden ticket left unclaimed. Being the chocolate addict that I am, I tracked down every last wonka bar I could find. It wasn't easy and it sure as hell wasn't cheap.
But after 15 years of hunting and over $100,000 spent, I found it! Charlie and his grandpa's excitement had nothing on me.
Excited as hell, I found my way to the wonka factory only to find out the company went bankrupt!
For crying out loud! Can I get a break?
Somewhat depressed, I walked past the back walls of the old building that once held so many smiles and terrors. As I walk to my car, I looked down and realized I wasn't wearing pants. Could this day get any worse?